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A savior has entered the race — Butter Cow!
The Campaign Platform for a "Butter" tomorrow:
1. Butter Cow celebrates 100 years of iconic adulation.
2. Butter Cow is a candidate UDDERLY adored by all.
3. Butter Cow was crafted in the Midwest with GRASS root values.
4. Butter Cow campaigns at the Iowa State Fair.
5. Butter Cow is so endeared, there are 50 cement look-a-likes.
2. Butter Cow is a candidate UDDERLY adored by all.
3. Butter Cow was crafted in the Midwest with GRASS root values.
4. Butter Cow campaigns at the Iowa State Fair.
5. Butter Cow is so endeared, there are 50 cement look-a-likes.
Well, there you have it. Now spread the word.
